Cheap Therapy

• Many things have happened, given my last published update was September 14th
• Went to something to do with the iPhone that I can’t talk about.  And yet I can talk about programming the iPhone. Stupid NDA. Met some interesting people and talked shop.
• Wandered aimlessly around Sydney. Well, there was the Lindt café, beer, much walking (and thus blisters), cheap cherries (AU$7-8/kg), Qantas Club, art and nice Unagi-don. Oh, and Nicole and Hugh opening their film. Catching up with friends was good too, although would have liked to catch up with more of them!
• Less than a week away and already Bilby and Cygnet have changed noticeably.
• My father made 3 score and 10. Hopefully now the world is a different place to what it was then.
• Shopping with the whole family
• Deb’s fabulous Disco 40th
• Camera (box) shopping
• J’s first Birthday party
• Dreams of people falling. People falling in reality
• SF@The pub

Welcome to Canberra!

Sporting chivalrous contest helps knit the bonds of peace between nations. Therefore may the Olympic flame never expire.

At the first Olympic torchlighting ceremony, Berlin, 1936 - Adolf Hitler

Things people search for on my blog (at least the ones in languages I can vaguely understand):

• puggle (the dog)
• larousse gastronomique (Mmmm)
• June Wetherby (Notting Hill fans, looking for the park bench from the movie that now resides in Queens Park in Perth)
• serpenti giganti (on a giganto aero f*cking della madre)
• maternity boy arabic
• baby fish translation (Blub. I’m guessing they were looking for Babelfish translation)
• therapie mettre en forme de tasse (et un lie down)
• names for rabbits (Dinner!)
• pauley perette (Yum!)
• the sentimental philistine
• canguru alimento (Grass, man)
• geordi laforge 2007 (not doing much)
• myspace borat mankini (Who would have thought there was something worse than ‘borat mankini’)
• available jobs at the jim henson company (Muppet proctologist)
• world domination toolkit (Someone else is looking for one? Curses!)
• biscotti anzac (They ate them with their capuccinos in the trenches)
• pudding wodka rezepte (Vodka pudding? Now there’s an idea!)
• fish that tastes like chicken? (It’s Good Friday and I want chicken but don’t want to go to hell)
• han solo ancient weapons good blaster t-shirt (I want one!)
• mix rum and oil….what happens (Oily rum?)
• do u know anything about the canberra tales (Not I)
• chanson en dentaire (To be a dentist…)
• do u know anything about the canberra tales (Are they like the Canterbury ones?)
• sex art (I wish!)
• my computer slow what i do (put it in box, send it back)
• arab love tv (open to interpretation)
• foto verruche genitali (Please no)
• hedonisme bangkok (Planning a holiday?)
• fat ladies (Dream of large women)
• not allowed arabic movies (South Park?)
• tasting iron after bulimia (I’m guessing it doesn’t taste like victory)
• chess babes (v Deep Frock)
• corby haircut (Someone wants one?)

The weird:

• nomes para miudos (Gnomes for the dumb?)
• football with longest surname (They have names?)
• the person who has everything (You’re looking in the wrong place)
• blog sexual (someone who likes blogs more than people?)
• are pancakes made with plain flour or self raising flour (Either, depending on whether you want crepes or Aunt Jemima style thick things to sop up the maple syrup)
• pictures of baby making positions (This is not the blog you’re looking for)