Cheap Therapy

Here I was hoping to make something of my 1000th post, but it turns out there are 1149 already (not all on this blog

Things people search for on my blog (at least the ones in languages I can vaguely understand):

• puggle (the dog)
• larousse gastronomique (Mmmm)
• June Wetherby (Notting Hill fans, looking for the park bench from the movie that now resides in Queens Park in Perth)
• serpenti giganti (on a giganto aero f*cking della madre)
• maternity boy arabic
• baby fish translation (Blub. I’m guessing they were looking for Babelfish translation)
• therapie mettre en forme de tasse (et un lie down)
• names for rabbits (Dinner!)
• pauley perette (Yum!)
• the sentimental philistine
• canguru alimento (Grass, man)
• geordi laforge 2007 (not doing much)
• myspace borat mankini (Who would have thought there was something worse than ‘borat mankini’)
• available jobs at the jim henson company (Muppet proctologist)
• world domination toolkit (Someone else is looking for one? Curses!)
• biscotti anzac (They ate them with their capuccinos in the trenches)
• pudding wodka rezepte (Vodka pudding? Now there’s an idea!)
• fish that tastes like chicken? (It’s Good Friday and I want chicken but don’t want to go to hell)
• han solo ancient weapons good blaster t-shirt (I want one!)
• mix rum and oil….what happens (Oily rum?)
• do u know anything about the canberra tales (Not I)
• chanson en dentaire (To be a dentist…)
• do u know anything about the canberra tales (Are they like the Canterbury ones?)
• sex art (I wish!)
• my computer slow what i do (put it in box, send it back)
• arab love tv (open to interpretation)
• foto verruche genitali (Please no)
• hedonisme bangkok (Planning a holiday?)
• fat ladies (Dream of large women)
• not allowed arabic movies (South Park?)
• tasting iron after bulimia (I’m guessing it doesn’t taste like victory)
• chess babes (v Deep Frock)
• corby haircut (Someone wants one?)

The weird:

• nomes para miudos (Gnomes for the dumb?)
• football with longest surname (They have names?)
• the person who has everything (You’re looking in the wrong place)
• blog sexual (someone who likes blogs more than people?)
• are pancakes made with plain flour or self raising flour (Either, depending on whether you want crepes or Aunt Jemima style thick things to sop up the maple syrup)
• pictures of baby making positions (This is not the blog you’re looking for)

The new plan is to try to get some blogging done on the bus because using the Palm is easier than whipping out the laptop, even if it does cause my hand to cramp up using the evil graffitti 2 with the tiny diameter palm stylus.
Hopefully this will free up some time at home that I usually use to blog to use for actual creative writing. Hopefully too the blog writing habit can become a writing habit. Not to mention the exercise habit, of course

So far, since writing that, no writing or exercise has taken place