Things people search for on my blog (at least the ones in languages I can vaguely understand):
- puggle (the dog)
- larousse gastronomique (Mmmm)
- June Wetherby (Notting Hill fans, looking for the park bench from the movie that now resides in Queens Park in Perth)
- serpenti giganti (on a giganto aero f*cking della madre)
- maternity boy arabic
- baby fish translation (Blub. I’m guessing they were looking for Babelfish translation)
- therapie mettre en forme de tasse (et un lie down)
- names for rabbits (Dinner!)
- pauley perette (Yum!)
- the sentimental philistine
- canguru alimento (Grass, man)
- geordi laforge 2007 (not doing much)
- myspace borat mankini (Who would have thought there was something worse than ‘borat mankini’)
- available jobs at the jim henson company (Muppet proctologist)
- world domination toolkit (Someone else is looking for one? Curses!)
- biscotti anzac (They ate them with their capuccinos in the trenches)
- pudding wodka rezepte (Vodka pudding? Now there’s an idea!)
- fish that tastes like chicken? (It’s Good Friday and I want chicken but don’t want to go to hell)
- han solo ancient weapons good blaster t-shirt (I want one!)
- mix rum and oil….what happens (Oily rum?)
- do u know anything about the canberra tales (Not I)
- chanson en dentaire (To be a dentist…)
- do u know anything about the canberra tales (Are they like the Canterbury ones?)
- sex art (I wish!)
- my computer slow what i do (put it in box, send it back)
- arab love tv (open to interpretation)
- foto verruche genitali (Please no)
- hedonisme bangkok (Planning a holiday?)
- fat ladies (Dream of large women)
- not allowed arabic movies (South Park?)
- tasting iron after bulimia (I’m guessing it doesn’t taste like victory)
- chess babes (v Deep Frock)
- corby haircut (Someone wants one?)
The weird:
- nomes para miudos (Gnomes for the dumb?)
- football with longest surname (They have names?)
- the person who has everything (You’re looking in the wrong place)
- blog sexual (someone who likes blogs more than people?)
- are pancakes made with plain flour or self raising flour (Either, depending on whether you want crepes or Aunt Jemima style thick things to sop up the maple syrup)
- pictures of baby making positions (This is not the blog you’re looking for)
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