“Spooning leads to forking” - T-shirt
“Flattery will get you everywhere” - T-shirt
“Yes, I own this ute, no I will not help you move house” - Bumper sticker, on a ute.
“We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are - that is the fact. ” - Jean-Paul Sartre
“You see these grey hairs? Well, making whoopee with the intelligentsia was the way I earned them.” – Dorothy Parker
“I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you” - T-shirt
