“A ute without a dog is like a root without a sheila” - On the back of a ute (looked like it had actually been used on a farm). Parked at Ikea, no less.
“Good cowgirls keep their calves together” - On the back of another ute.
“I want to buy the new model Ferrari. So I have to make more money now.” - Schapell Corby’s Jakarta lawyer, Hotman Paris Hutapea, as he quit her case (from The West. But, Paris?).
“It’s sort of like a choice between a struggle between a cigar store Indian and a fruit bat.” - Kim Beazley on whether he’d prefer to contest an election against Peter Costello or John Howard (from The West)
“At least I know where my bloody kids are, even if they are in jail.” - Schapelle Corby’s mother Rosleigh Rose (from The West)
“My coach will be watching. I will be sleeping with my girlfriend.” - Cypriot tennis sensation Marcos Baghdatis, asked whether he would be watching a potential opponent in the Australian open. (from The West)
“Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy” - Benjamin Franklin (as seen on Freo Beer festival poster)
